Hey, you! Yes, you with the nose. Do you like adventure stories? Yes? Oh. Maybe try another book.
This one is about me – Vognox the Viking – and I REALLY don’t like adventures. There isn’t a single exciting thing in here.
Well, okay, there is that bit when I almost get sucked into a giant whirlpool.
And the part where I’m chased by a dragon.
And all those skeletons. And then… arggh!
Who am I kidding? It’s that Awful Awfa that keeps making me do all of these awful adventures.
Who knows what will happen next?
Maybe you should read it, after all…
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